Watch Designing a New Dessert from a Forgotten 70-Year-Old Pie Recipe

Watch Designing a New Dessert from a Forgotten 70-Year-Old Pie Recipe

Gage & Tollner has been open since the 1870s.

It’s about 150 years old

and one of the oldest restaurants in Brooklyn.

As executive pastry chef,

I want my desserts to bring in all of that history

but also feel really modern.

We are going to take a long forgotten dessert

that was on the menu like 70 years ago

and breathe some new life into it and recreate it,

make something really special and unique.

[upbeat jazz music]

We have them all chronicled here

from the ’30s all the way through the ’70s.

I like to start back in the ’30s.

On the back,

all popular brands of cigarettes that you could buy here.

Desserts is under pies, pastry and ice cream.

Lemon meringue pie,

something that we still make and love today.

A piece of that was 20 cents.

And there’s something called Fancy Cakes.

I don’t know what that is, but fancy cakes is like,

my entire personality, so there’s something there.

This is from September, 1953.

So catching my eye right away, Nesselrode Pie, 35 cents.

It’s a custard pie.

And traditionally it was done with chestnuts,

candied fruits, meringue, whipped cream, cherries,

and chocolate shavings on top.

Carl Nesselrode was a count and a diplomat to Russia,

and this guy loved to entertain and he loved dessert

and like, really, really opulent spreads.

So there was this whole category of desserts

that became known as Nesselrode desserts.

I really think that this is the perfect dessert

for me to recreate.

We always have a sundae on the menu here

and I see all of these elements transformed

into a really amazing sundae.

[upbeat jazz music]

I am gonna start by sketching out the original pie first.

And this is one of my favorite things to do,

I love this.

Typical all butter crust.

Your custardy layer,

preserved maraschino or Luxardo cherries,

chestnuts.

Also, there’s booze in there.

I’m gonna say it’s rum.

That is the Nesselrode Pie circa 1950.

Now I’m gonna look at the pie

and figure out where all of these elements are gonna go

in the sundae.

Two flavors of ice cream in my sundaes because why not?

So three scoops.

Playing off of this custard,

we’re gonna have a rum ice cream.

And the other, with the cherries,

and we’ll add some glace fruits in there.

So now for a saucy element, I wanna take the chestnuts

and create like a cognac chestnut caramel

and then we’ll do some bits of the glaceed fruit

and maybe have it just a little pie crust hat.

I think this is our Nesselrode Sundae!

We have a lot of work to do.

First things first, let’s make the ice cream

since that’s gonna take the longest.

So let’s go downstairs.

Come on.

I gotta get my shmatta on.

We’re gonna do just like a plain ice cream base.

It’s going to give us like a canvas

for these new flavors that we wanna make.

So I’ve got whole milk,

heavy cream, egg yolks, which I separated already.

The reason why I think this recreation

of the custard pie into a sundae is gonna work

is because ice cream, the way we do it here with eggs,

technically is a custard.

So that transformation is gonna make a lot of sense.

I do the egg yolks and the sugar separately.

If you add the egg yolks right away,

you’re gonna get like a gross scrambled egg situation.

While the milk and the cream mixture

kind of comes up to a simmer,

I’m gonna add the egg yolks to the other half of the sugar.

We get local eggs.

In this economy, we’re getting local eggs.

Wanna whisk this up really, really well.

Start to dissolve some of that sugar.

All right, this has been on for about 20 minutes.

I’m gonna add some vanilla.

I’m gonna add some of the hot liquid

into the yolks and the sugar, whisk it really well,

and then add that back into the pot.

That is going to prevent scrambling.

I can feel the custard getting thick

so I’m gonna quickly strain it.

Beautiful.

I’m gonna divvy this up, chill it,

and we’re gonna get to churning.

Okay, let’s go get our cooled ice cream base.

So these have been chilling and now they’re ready to churn.

I’m gonna do the rum ice cream first

and I’m gonna add two ounces of dark rum.

Alcohol doesn’t freeze.

If you add too much,

your ice cream base is just never gonna get there.

But also it prevents ice crystals from forming

in the ice cream so you’re gonna get like a super smooth,

beautiful ice cream.

This machine is gonna churn the ice cream

while it freezes it.

We’re gonna kind of babysit it.

I don’t want it to over churn.

If your ice cream over churns,

it basically starts to turn into butter

and it’s really gross.

Oh yeah!

Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous.

And into the freezer.

So I’m gonna get this all cleaned out.

Dirty ice cream water.

Delicious.

Okay, we are ready for round two.

This is the plain base

that we’re gonna fold all of our cherries

and glace fruits into.

So in the original dessert,

the cherries and the fruits

would be suspended in the custard.

So I love the idea that like the custard

is in ice cream form now

and then we’re folding in all of those fruits

and the booze.

Ice cream is frozen.

I can tell, this is all frosty.

I’ve got my Luxardo cherries, I have my glace fruits.

So I’m gonna get out like maybe half of this.

Add some of the mix ins, get out the rest of this.

Beautiful.

So we’re gonna add a little more of the fruits.

So today I find that you’ll see these

in fruitcake around the holidays.

Our Luxardo cherries.

All right, let’s go in the freezer to set.

I’m gonna grab a few other things we need

to do the R and D upstairs.

Okay, let’s go upstairs.

Come on.

[upbeat jazzy music]

If you look at the original pie

it had like chestnuts, chestnut puree, booze of all kinds.

So I just wanna sort of replicate that

but then turn it into a sauce for our sundae.

So first thing I wanna do

is scale out what I need for the caramel.

The cream, and I’m gonna add to that butter.

I’m gonna just eyeball that.

I like to heat the dairy a little bit

so that when I add it to the caramelized sugar,

it doesn’t seize up as much.

I’m gonna do the same weight of sugar

that I did for the cream.

I’m gonna add a tiny bit of water to this.

I don’t know, maybe that’s like a third cup

and consistency of wet sand.

That’s what you want.

Oh, the other thing you always wanna add to your caramel

is just a really good pinch of salts

’cause salt makes caramel more delicious.

My cream is hot, I’m just gonna take it off the heat

and I’m gonna get the sugar on and get that going.

So I’m gonna put this on high heat,

let it caramelize and do its thing.

While I’m waiting for it to caramelize,

I’m gonna chop up my chestnuts.

These are imported and they’ve already been prepared

so I don’t have to like roast chestnuts

on an open fire for you, even though that would be lovely.

It’s not that time of year.

So in the original pie there would be like a chestnut puree

kind of swirled through the custard

and also some chestnuts for texture.

So it’s kind of cool to like reimagine this

as like the saucy element of the sundae.

In the original dessert,

there’s alcohol throughout, so rum, cognac, brandy

that kind of thing.

So I also wanna make sure

that that is incorporated throughout our sundae

to kind of pay homage to that

and also because it’s delicious.

I don’t think there’s gonna

be enough alcohol in this to make it anybody tipsy

but I think we’re definitely gonna get the sweetness

and the caramel notes from the alcohol

and some of the fruity, sugary elements.

So I think this is gonna be perfect.

So we’ve got a very light caramel going on,

just a little darker

And here we go.

Ugh, that smells amazing!

That smells boozy and delicious.

I’m gonna add the warm cream and butter.

If you caramelize sugar and don’t add any fat to it,

it’ll be like a hard crack candy caramel.

This is a caramel sauce.

We’re gonna let it thicken a little bit on the heat.

I’m also now gonna add all of our chestnuts.

The caramel as it thickens

is just gonna like coat all of those chestnuts

and they’re gonna be just like suspended

in this gorgeous cognac caramel.

I am going to pour it into this pan.

This’ll just increase the surface area

and it’s gonna cool really fast.

All right, so I’m gonna get this out of the way,

just let it cool.

And then we’re gonna work on our pie crust garnish

that I’ve envisioned as like this little hat

this little like chapeau on the sundae.

[upbeat jazzy music]

It’s Nesselrode Pie.

It’s gotta have a pie crust

and pie crust makes a perfect garnish

because you can like sort of dunk it in the ice cream

and it’s just very cute and it’s textural

and buttery and flaky.

So pie crust, all butter, little bit of bench flour.

We make pie dough here all the time.

After you’ve rolled out your crust originally

and you’ve cut it into a circle

or whatever shape you’re doing,

all of that trim and scrap, you gather it back together.

That’s your re-roll.

And I love the re-roll

because it gets like these super flaky layers.

I like the idea of this being a circle

to mimic the top of a pie.

Doing like two of each size.

I think this is gonna be too small

but I kind of wanna see it anyway.

We’re gonna create like a little vent on top

like if you were using this as a pie top

so that way like the steam has somewhere to escape

and you don’t get like an explosion of pie filling

but like that is gonna look so cute.

These look great.

Pie crust you always wanna bake

when it’s really, really nice and cold

to get those beautiful flaky layers

and you’ll get like a beautiful rise on it.

So I’m gonna put these in the freezer.

Our little pie crusts are chilling.

Let’s make some meringue.

We’re gonna make a French meringue

in the original Nesselrode Pie,

the meringue was whipped and then folded into the custard.

Here I’m kind of reimagining it

as this like fluffy whipped topping

with whipped cream folded through.

We’ll see if that works to kind of like top off our sundae.

Egg whites going in

and we’re just gonna start to whip them.

We’re incorporating a lot of air.

That’s pretty stiff.

Look at that.

So I think we are ready to start adding the sugar.

You wanna add it little by little

because if you add it too quickly,

it’s just gonna deflate the whole thing.

Look how fluffy and like beautiful this is getting.

I’m gonna let this go for like about a minute.

Make sure all of those sugar crystals are dissolved.

All right, look at this.

It looks like me.

It’s my child.

I don’t know if this is gonna work.

I have this big thing of Luxardo cherries

which are delicious.

I’m just gonna try to get out a bunch of the juice.

So the cherries were pretty standard ingredient

in Nesselrode Pie, the original,

kind of studded in the custard throughout.

All right, so let’s see what happens.

I love this!

Oh my god!

This is gorgeous!

Yes, look at this beautiful!

Ah, we love it!

Ballet slipper pink.

It’s so pretty!

I’m gonna let this hang out.

Can always re-whip it a little bit if I need to

but I wanna get the pie crust tops in the oven

since that’s like the last thing that needs to happen

before we can assemble this beauty.

And I like to do egg wash

because it’s gonna make them really shiny and beautiful

but also it’s going to create a surface

for this demerara sugar to stick to.

Pie crests are chilled.

They’re cute, they’re beautiful, they are frozen solid.

And I’m just gonna paint the egg wash on each one

and we’re gonna get these in the oven.

I have the oven at 400 for about 10 minutes.

I want them really, really golden brown.

While those bake, I love this meringue.

I’m just gonna switch this out

and whip some cream unsweetened

because this is super super sugary

and I want a little bit of balance.

Whipped cream is just cream with air in it.

That looks good.

Let’s see what it’s like when the two of these get together.

So I kind of wanna gently fold it in.

I don’t wanna beat the air out of it

I just wanna gently combine it.

Oh my God, it’s like this swirly, cloudy, pale pink.

It’s absolutely stunning.

I wanna go to sleep on it.

It’s a pillow.

I’m gonna keep this cold so it doesn’t fall.

Our pie tops are ready.

Oh my god, they’re so cute!

They puffed up so much, but I kind of love it.

I’m gonna let them cool.

This is because of the re-rolls,

that is this like flaky flakiness.

It’s so beautiful.

We are ready.

This is our initial vision of the Nesselrode Sundae

adapted from the Nesselrode Pie.

First thing we’re gonna do is get a cold frosty cup

a little bit of caramel in the bottom

’cause that way when you go to take a bite and you dip down,

you get caramel on the top and on the bottom.

The chestnuts originally would’ve been

in that custard in the pie.

And this is just reimagined

into the most luxurious caramel sauce ever.

The ice cream that we churned has chilled.

It’s set, the texture looks amazing.

And this is our cherry and glace fruit.

Oh my God, it looks so beautiful!

All those chunks of fruit and cherries

that would’ve been in the custard,

now they’re in our ice cream.

Maybe I’m gonna do two scoops of each.

Why not?

This is the rum.

Look at that texture.

It is so smooth.

Now we’re gonna do more caramel because more caramel, right?

And look at all like the texture in there.

It’s not just a sauce.

It has like all of these bits of the buttery chestnuts.

We have some more of the glace fruits

and now our whipped topping,

cherry meringue and whipped cream.

I am in love.

Chocolate shavings, little cherry on top.

Pie crust chapeau.

She is done!

This is beautiful, ooey gooey Nesselrode Sundae, baby.

I’m just gonna dig in

and I wanna get a little bit of everything in each bite.

[Caroline laughs]

It’s so good.

It’s like super creamy, a little bit boozy.

It’s got a ton of texture,

buttery, nutty,

light, and fluffy on top.

I feel like I have meringue all over my face.

You guys have to dry this!

Okay, so this is the vision.

The glace fruit ice cream

and the meringue topping with the caramel

are my favorite parts. It’s so good.

It’s very sweet, but it should be, you know, it’s dessert.

It tastes a little bit like Fruity Pebbles, maybe.

[Caroline] Mm! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Fruity Pebbles vibes.

It’s very Gage & Tollner, right?

[Taste Tester] Yes.

[Caroline] I think it really fits little right?

I like the weird little fruit in it.

[Caroline] They’re so good, right?

Yeah.

The Nesselrode Sundae is a success.

I hope our friend Carl Nesselrode is proud

and not turning over in his grave.

What we did today,

like this is the absolute best part of my job

from like doing the research, to doing these crazy sketches,

to playing with all of these ingredients

and finding things and creating something new

is the thing that I love the most about my job.

And maybe you’ll come to Gage & Tollner

and you’ll see this on the menu soon!

[gentle music]

Watch: Secret Tips To Make Perfectly Crispy Aloo Chips That Will Last A Year

Watch: Secret Tips To Make Perfectly Crispy Aloo Chips That Will Last A Year

Whether it is for evening snacking, or late-night munching paired with meals like sandwiches, aloo chips stand out as the preferred option. Homemade aloo chips are commonly seen in Indian households as they offer the same crunch and saltiness, minus the preservatives. But one problem that all home chefs face is that the chips turn black, soggy and unpalatable sooner than expected. Do you also face a similar issue? You are going to thank us for these superb tips that we dug out for you to make long-lasting aloo chips at home.  

In a video posted on the YouTube channel ‘Cooking With Reshu’, we found out some great hacks to make the perfect homemade aloo chips that don’t turn black and remain crispy for a long time. We listed down the recipe with tips for you here.  

(Also Read: Indian Cooking Tips: How To Make Street-Style Crispy And Khasta Samosa)

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You can easily make aloo chips at home. Image Credit: iStock

How To Make Crispy Aloo Chips I Homemade Aloo Chips Recipe  

1. First, take large-sized potatoes. Wash and peel them and put them in water. This ensures that the potatoes don’t turn black when cooked. Then cut them into round slices.   

Tip: After cutting the slices, immediately put them in water. This is also an important step to prevent the blackening of the chips later.  

2. Now wash all the slices in water.  

Tip: Wash thoroughly 2-3 times. This removes the starch from the potatoes and lengthens their life. With low starch content, the chips will retain shape for a long time. 

3. Now boil some water and add salt to it. When the water starts boiling, add the raw potato slices and cook with the lid closed.  

Tip: The water should be fully boiling when you put the chips, the slices may cook unevenly otherwise. If you put slices in cold or par-boiling water, some of the chips will dunk to the bottom of the vessel and will cook later than others. 

4. Boil the slices for 5-7 minutes, not more than that.   

Tip: Keep shuffling and turning the slices so that all the slices cook evenly at the same time. Take a ladle and keep turning the slices after a minute so that both the sides of the chips get heat from the gas. 

5. When foam forms in the water, take it as a sign that the slices are cooked.   

Tip: Another way to know if the slices are cooked is that the ends slightly curl inwards. The chips should be crispy and should not break when touched.  

6. Take off the slices from the gas, drain the water through a strainer and dry in the sun for 1-2 days.  

Tip: Sun-drying is a long process but it gives an everlasting crispiness to the chips. If the weather is sunny, one day should be enough or else it may take up to 3 days too. Check if the chips have hardened to know they are dried enough.  

7. Store these chips and fry them whenever you want to consume them.   

Also Read: 5 Tricks To Make Perfect Street-Style Aloo Tikki

Try this recipe and these tips to make the perfect homemade potato chips. Watch the complete recipe video here:  

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Taste of OSU returns, giving students opportunity to try international foods and watch cultural performances

Taste of OSU returns, giving students opportunity to try international foods and watch cultural performances
Taste of OSU returns, giving students opportunity to try international foods and watch cultural performances

The Oriental Dance team performs inside the Ohio Union. Courtesy of Maureen Mille

Savor the flavor and spice up the weekend by participating in Taste of OSU Feb. 17. 

The revival of Taste of OSU, an event founded in 1997, since the start of the COVID-19 pandemic will give students the opportunity to celebrate their culture and experience others through international foods and cultural performances. The Office of International Affairs will host the event in the  Archie M. Griffin Ballroom within the Ohio Union from 5-8:30 p.m., according to the Taste of OSU website. 

The event is free and open to the public, but attendees must buy a $1 food ticket in order to try the food at different booths, according to its website.

When attendees enter the event, they will be greeted with a variety of uniquely decorated cultural booths, Maureen Miller, director of communications for the Office of Internal Affairs, said.

“They might decorate it with posters or flags. Some of them wear T-shirts and clothing representative of their home countries,” Miller said. “Some groups do interactive kinds of things. Some people will do henna, some groups will write your name in their language.”

Each booth typically has two different foods for attendees to try, Mia Miller, student chair of Taste of OSU 2023 and a fourth-year in international studies, said. These would include a type of “rice and then some dessert or whatever they’ve chosen that they think represents their culture.” 

Students can expect to see food and cultural booths from organizations — including the Korean Student Association, Brazilian Students Association and Lebanese Student Organization —will host food and cultural booths. There will be performances by the Aloha Dance Club, Indian Students Association, Salsa Club and more, according to its website.

Since many current students and organizations were unaware of the event, Maureen Miller said she hoped to start reintroducing Taste of OSU slowly by having fewer organizations involved and by only hosting the event in the ballroom.

“Many of the students who have participated in Taste of OSU before had graduated, so we thought we’d bring it back a little bit slowly,” Maureen Miller said. “So, this year, we have 15 international student organizations cooking food, and we have about 20 cultural performances.”

The event is open to anyone, not just Ohio State students, Mia Miller, who attended Taste of OSU before enrolling, said. 

“​​I got to see the celebration and all of the events and everything in its full glory, you could say, because back then there were about 4,000, 3,000 people coming.” Mia Miller said. “It opened to the whole [Columbus] community with 30 student groups.” 

Maureen Miller said before its absence, Taste of OSU had become a popular attraction on campus.

“Right before the pandemic hit, and at that moment in time, Taste of OSU really took over the Ohio Union,” Maureen Miller said. “We had the food and the performance hall and in the ballroom, and then a stage was set up in the atrium area, so everyone could watch the performances right there on the first floor and then all around the balcony on the second floor.

Alison Lee, a fourth-year in biology, participated in the event in 2020 as a volunteer photographer. She’ll now experience Taste of OSU as the president of the Taiwanese American Student Association. 

“I think I’ll get a different perspective because I will be training, cooking and serving food the day of, so I’ll be the one that’s more interacting with a guest,” Lee said. 

Lee said Taste of OSU brings the diversity on Ohio State’s campus together and celebrates it, which is why she decided to participate again in the revival. 

“I’m really passionate about culture and diversity and try to promote that on campus,” Lee said. “So, I think Taste of OSU does that perfectly to showcase the diverse culture that exists on OSU’s campus.”

Food tickets can be purchased ahead of time beginning  Feb. 14, or the day of the event. 

The healthy food trends – for you and the planet – to watch for in 2023

The healthy food trends – for you and the planet – to watch for in 2023

Mashed ube, or purple sweet potato.AmalliaEka/stock

Leslie Beck, a Toronto-primarily based non-public follow dietitian, is director of foods and diet at Medcan. Follow her on Twitter @LeslieBeckRD

Just as it has in the past (virtually) a few pandemic a long time, own wellness will be an significant driver of food items trends this 12 months.

Environmental sustainability will also go on to sway our foods possibilities in 2023, even a lot more so as individuals turn into ever more anxious about climate modify.

And with persistent inflation, at the very least for the first fifty percent of this 12 months, we’ll be looking to take treatment of private and planetary overall health without squeezing our foodstuff spending plan.

Here’s a swift appear at some of the food stuff tendencies forecast for 2023.

Reducetarianism on the increase

Plant-based mostly ingesting will proceed to mature in recognition this calendar year. That does not suggest, however, that men and women are supplying up animal goods.

Somewhat, a rising amount of customers are opting to lessen, not eradicate, their ingestion of animal items in favour of plant foodstuff, a movement recognised as reducetarianism. Such an feeding on pattern benefits your food items spending plan, your health and the natural environment.

In accordance to exploration from Mintel, a world wide market exploration firm, from March, 2021, to April, 2022, the variety of buyers who deemed by themselves carnivores dropped 5 for every cent, whilst the percentage following omnivore and flexitarian – a.k.a. semivegetarian – diet programs elevated.

Latest investigation suggests that 1-in-four Canadians are flexitarians who eat typically a plant-centered diet program but often eat animal products.

It appears reducetarians are not replacing beef with so-identified as “faux” meats.

Beyond Meat and the Difficult Burger, for instance, may flavor and look like meat, but their profits momentum has flattened, highlighting shopper demand from customers for healthy and more natural meat choices with uncomplicated component lists.

Nonetheless, the adoption of newer solution groups these types of as plant-centered hen and plant-based mostly seafood is predicted to improve this year.

In accordance to Jo-Ann McArthur, president of Canada’s Nourish Food items Internet marketing, in 2023 “expect additional emphasis on more mature plant proteins like tempeh … any new introductions may be all-around kelp-dependent solutions.”

Foodstuff for woman well being will enter the sector

Final year, food items and beverages concentrating on healthier growing old – supporting muscle mass health and fitness, immune purpose, brain growing old and restorative rest – were trending. And they will continue on to do so.

According to the Nourish 2023 Pattern Report, having said that, the big chance this year and beyond is for “female” food items.

Info from Spoonshot, a U.S.-based foods and beverage AI study organization, reveals main online woman well being conversations revolve around wellness, menopause, pregnancy, pounds loss and intestine health and fitness.

Also look at that, in comparison to one particular calendar year back, an escalating selection of shoppers prioritize personalised wellbeing and wellness products, in particular millennials.

MPowder is a U.K.-based mostly enterprise that offers a variety of plant-based mostly powders designed to concentrate on symptoms linked with the stages of menopause. And U.S.-primarily based Moodygirl sells a range of chocolate bars (shipping to U.S. consumers only) touted to relieve premenstrual indicators, from irritability to foodstuff cravings to low libido.

In 2023, expect to see additional social media influencers promoting an raising number of meals and supplements customized to woman wellness.

Elevated emphasis on lowering food items waste

High inflation means consumers will place an even increased emphasis on cutting food items squander in 2023.

Methods these as preparing meals before you store, purchasing only what you can use, storing foods adequately and locating utilizes for leftovers assistance save on your food bill.

These methods also suggest considerably less food stuff will conclude up in landfill, where by it generates methane, a potent greenhouse gas.

We’ll see a lot more initiatives aimed at lessening meals squander this year, such as upcycling surplus and unsaleable deliver into plant protein powders and food items ingredients, “intelligent” bottle caps to gauge a food product’s freshness and curbside selection of food items waste for composting.

Ube, distinctive pastas, dates on the 2023 menu

Enjoy for ube (pronounced ooh-beh) this year, a sweet, nutty-flavoured purple yam from the Philippines which is prosperous in fibre, vitamin C and anthocyanins – phytochemicals that give these tubers their deep purple hue.

In Filipino cuisine, the ube is designed into cakes, puddings and other sweet desserts. In North America, it’s trending in lattes, air-fryer “fries” and as a industrial unfold (thanks to Trader Joe’s).

Heritage pasta, which is minimize by way of bronze dies, offering the noodles a tough texture (permitting sauce to cling to it improved), is also anticipated to development this yr. So are plant-centered pastas produced from develop such as carrots, zucchini, cauliflower and inexperienced bananas.

And as demand for organic sweeteners grows, dates are predicted to demonstrate up as date syrup, date paste and dehydrated dates in smoothies, protein bars, breakfast cereals, snack meals and salad dressings.

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Watch You Suck at Cooking, a Hilarious Source for Tasty Recipes and Food Hacks of Questionable Veracity

Watch You Suck at Cooking, a Hilarious Source for Tasty Recipes and Food Hacks of Questionable Veracity

Is it just us, or did half of Gen Z teach themselves how to cook on TikTok during the height of the pandemic?

The recipes that go viral have more in common with gonzo science experiments than Julia Child’s Coq au Vin.

Hacks are golden in this forum – whether or not they actually work – and running time is of the essence.

There’s an unmistakable visual vocabulary, too – from the god shots of manicured hands dumping pre-measured ingredients into mixing bowls to the reveal of the completed dish just seconds later.

One has to be conversant in these tropes to subvert them as gleefully as the anonymous creator of the seven year old online series You Suck at Cooking.

Unlike such TikTok heavy hitters as cloud bread or whipped coffee, most of You Suck at Cooking‘s dishes are things you might consider preparing on a regular basis, however trendy they may be at the moment.

The responsible party’s cooking and editing skills are solid, but his writing is the real star here. We also appreciate the massive amount of planning and care that goes into every five minute episode.

He’s an unabashed coiner of vocabulary and elaborate ways to refer to straightforward appliances and ingredients. His delivery is mild mannered, but he doesn’t mince words when it comes to culinary biases – e.g., condimenting only one side of the bun is a certifiable burger crime and if you don’t like pickles, one thing you can do is seek help.

Simple dishes such as overnight oats require so little instruction, he’s freed up to skewer the questionable claims of food-focused wellness “experts” by leaning all the way in.

The spirit of the project carries over into his written step-by-steps on the rare occasions when mere video demonstration will not suffice.

(His cookbook, You Suck at Cooking: The Absurdly Practical Guide to Sucking Slightly Less at Making Food, was published anonymously in 2019.)

To get the most from your experience, we recommend you first watch his deep fried Korean-style corndog How To, then follow the written recipe:

1. Go to the store 

2. Buy corn dogs 

3. Enjoy 

If you insist on making corn dogs yourself, first read these frying safety tips

The reason home fryers are safer than doing it on the stovetop is because they limit the heat of your oil so it won’t catch fire. It’s easy to let it get too hot which is very bad news. 

Batter

    • 1 ¼ cups flour 
    • 2 tablespoon sugar 
    • ½ teaspoon salt 
    • 1.3 teaspoon yeast 
    • 1 egg 
    • 100 ml warm water

Wangjangle until your wrist is furious (I did it for a few minutes tops)

Let it sit for half an hour 

Dry off anything you’re rolling in it 

Peg your dogs 

Roll ‘em 

Roll them in artisan Italian bread crumbs (okay seriously this is a flavor game changer and I can’t recommend them enough. Kortalian food just has such depth. 

Fry for 3 minutes 

Cool for a few minutes 

I think anything else is pretty straight forward

When it comes to cooking hacks, our hero is a champion fabulist.

It’s safe to assume that the first tip is legit, after which… well, let’s just say that some of his orange peeling methods remind us in the best possible way of our old pal Shel Silverstein’s Uncle Shelby’s ABZ Book.

Enjoy a playlist of all 150 episodes of You Suck at Cooking here.

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– Ayun Halliday is the Chief Primatologist of the East Village Inky zine and author, most recently, of Creative, Not Famous: The Small Potato Manifesto.  Follow her @AyunHalliday.